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"I Swear I Learned Stuff" – Academic Adventures
Bachelor Of Technology In Computer Science
Alleged photographic evidence of subject attending classes. Time stamps may have been edited.
AAccording to highly questionable transcripts (and several professors who still have nightmares), the subject somehow survived 4 years of sleep-deprived coding sessions (fueled exclusively by instant noodles and questionable life choices) and approximately 1 existential crisis per semester about whether Computer Science was the right choice or just an elaborate prank by the universe. "I thought 'Big O notation' was a boy band at first," he confessed during a rare moment of honesty.
His academic career peaked when he discovered Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V could be used for more than just memes, a revelation he describes as "more impactful than the industrial revolution."
Suspected Achievements
- • Learned how to Google error messages in 7+ languages
- • Developed muscle memory for Ctrl+S
- • Discovered that coffee is a food group
- • Mastered the art of nodding during lectures while actually debugging code
Subject attempting to understand why his code works in the lab but fails during exams.
Coursework
Certified Knowledge
Cyber Security & Privacy
NPTEL • 2024
Learned to create passwords even he can't remember. Now uses a password manager like a responsible adult (most days).
Fundamentals of Deep Learning
NVIDIA • 2025
Discovered that "deep learning" refers to neural networks, not his existential thoughts about career choices.
Advanced Learning Algorithms
Stanford University & Deeplearning.ai • 2022
Mastered the art of nodding along to Andrew Ng's videos while secretly wondering when lunch is.
Skills Acquired
- • Starting MOOCs with enthusiasm (Week 1)
- • Forgetting about MOOCs (Week 2)
- • Panic-completing MOOCs before deadline (Week 6)
- • Adding to LinkedIn regardless of completion status
Subject attempting an online course while simultaneously watching anime. Multitasking at its finest.